pettyhurts:

which voice is rihanna’s?

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becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

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ric del basso of the perth thunder scores a shootout goal, celebrates wildly x

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girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

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acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

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ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

(via fake-mermaid)

intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

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tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

image

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wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

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meladoodle:

do men really think cleavage always naturally exists without a bra bc most of the time it doesnt. melabooble lesson #1